moon patrol has its origins in james' navel. it was into his navel that he was staring when in a sudden flash of satori, he realized how humanity could set itself free from the shackles of government control, religious necessity and even physical form. he was all set to write down his discoveries and teach them to the world when there was a knock on the door. by the time he had gotten rid of the mormons, he found he had entirely forgotten those secrets of the universe he had so recently discovered. angered and embittered, he swore vengence and that he would not rest until the mormons as a people were swept from the face of the earth when suddenly there was a knock on the door. this time, the mormons were from young's sword, the secret paramilitary organization which enforces the will of mormons across the globe. they threatened james and showed him pictures of the kennedy assassination taken from an angle never before seen to prove their point. still angered and embittered, but unable to take direct action, he realized there was only one way to spread his anti-mormon message…….ok there are other ways, but this is the way he felt would score the most chicks.